Subtle Death Shirt

This shirt is useful for appearing normal while also telling the world that you merely tolerate its existence. It looks like it's covered in dots, but *spoiler* they're really a thousand tiny death-wishes for those who venture too close.

Shitty Sizing Chart

S        27"l x 18"w

M       28"l x 20"w

L        29"l x 22"w

XL      30"l x 24"w

2XL    31"l x 26"w