Subtle Death Shirt
This shirt is useful for appearing normal while also telling the world that you merely tolerate its existence. It looks like it's covered in dots, but *spoiler* they're really a thousand tiny death-wishes for those who venture too close.
Shitty Sizing Chart
S 27"l x 18"w
M 28"l x 20"w
L 29"l x 22"w
XL 30"l x 24"w
2XL 31"l x 26"w
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